Better Your Health with TDA™

TDA-A™ and TDA-VA-J-J™ Instructions for use:

Setup

Determine Adapter Combination

Choose the proper adapter combination for your selected bottle: either (1), (1 & 2), or (1, 2 & 3 stacked).

Adjust the Check Valve

Use the thumbscrew to adjust the check valve for water flow.
Note: The thread on the check valve is reversed (right to loosen, left to tighten).

Install the Check Valve

Install the check valve into the bottom of the adapter using the case cap as a tool.
Note: The check valve is optional and helps prevent dirty water from mixing with clean water if the bottle is released prematurely.

Assemble TDA™

Gently thread the nozzle onto TDA™.
Attach TDA™ to the bottle.

Usage

Prepare the Nozzle

Wet the nozzle with a human-safe lubricant to minimize discomfort during insertion.
Saliva can be used as a lubricant in a pinch.

Insert the Nozzle

Relax and gently insert the nozzle of TDA™ into your rectum or vagina. The nubbed adapters should remain outside the body.

Administer Water

Gently squeeze the bottle to introduce water into the area.
Maintain pressure to keep the water inside while removing TDA™.

Release Water

Release the dirty water into a toilet or other appropriate area.

Repeat

Repeat the process as necessary.

Maintenance:

Clean and Store

Thoroughly wash and dry TDA™ before long-term storage.

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Storing your TDA™

Initial Steps

Remove TDA™ from the bottle.
Remove the nozzle from the top adapter.
Remove the check valve from the adapter you have been using.

Preparing for Storage:

Thread the twist until it stops against the sphere for proper fit in the storage case.
Note: The adapter trio can only be assembled one way. Never force the adapters to avoid damaging the threads.

Assembly

Thread the nozzle into the center of the cap.
Thread the adapter trio over the nozzle onto the case cap.
Thread the check valve system into the top adapter.

Final Steps

Slide the entire device inside the case.
Rotate 90° clockwise to seal.

Maintenance

Thoroughly wash and dry your TDA™ before long-term storage.

Warnings:

Discontinue Use if Damaged: Stop using TDA™ if any part of it appears to be damaged to prevent accidental insertion into a body cavity.
Allergy Warning: Do not use TDA™ if you are allergic to high density polyethylene (HDPE) or silicone.
Pregnancy Prevention: TDA™ is not effective as a contraceptive method.
Constipation Cure: TDA™ will not cure constipation. Consult a doctor if the problem persists.
STI Prevention: TDA™ will not prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Always practice safer sex and see a doctor if you suspect an infection.
Pet Safety: Despite anecdotal instances like Piper chewing on one, TDA™ is not intended to be used as a pet chew toy.

Disclaimer

Medical Claims: The product is sold solely as a novelty item, and no medical benefits are claimed or implied.
Prohibited Use: It is prohibited to use the product in any way that could negatively affect any function of the human body.
Injury and Pre-existing Conditions: The product should not be used on areas that are bruised, swollen, inflamed, or have skin lacerations to avoid injury or worsening of pre-existing conditions.
Discontinue Use: Users should stop using the product immediately if they experience any irritation or discomfort caused by TDA™.